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The Rules.....
You cannot play a game, without some rules. Now you can see what makes the Soccer Saturday Drinking game such a success....
- Every time a goal is scored = 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off = 1 shot of spirit
- When Chris Kamara is talking = You must be drinking
- Whenever Chris Kamara says 'it's unbelievable Jeff' = All drinks must be downed
- Whenever Paul Merson uses stupid rhyming slang = 1 shot of spirit
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the Vidi Printer: Last person to shout 'Mackerel' = 1 shot of spirit
- Whenever Dundee appear on the Vidi Printer: Last person to shout 'Football' = 1 shot of spirit
- Every time Phil Thomson says 'Stevie Gerrard' = 3 shots of Beer
- Every time Jeff makes 'A Trialist' joke = 3 shots of Beer
- Every time your team scores = 2 extra shots of Beer
- Every time Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence = 1 shot of Spirit
- Any hint of racism(social or otherwise) from any of the pundits = Quad Bombs! (4 shots of spirit and Red Bull)
- Every time Hartlepool Score = 3 shots of Beer
- Every time a pundit shouts off camera = 2 shots of Beer
- Every time Le Tiss is mentioned in connection with a Takeaway = 1 shot of spirit
- HALF TIME-NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED
- 2nd Half - Only team nicknames allowed - Failure = 3 shots of beer
- Every time Jeff mentions 'dancing in the streets of TNS' = 1 shot of spirit
- Every time Keith is referred to as being just one person = 1 shot of spirit
- Every time Brighton & Hove Albion or Dagenham & Redbridge are referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo = 1 shot of spirit
- Every time Kevin Webster scores and Jeff says 'Oh, Sally will be pleased' = 1 shot of spirit
- Every time anything bad happens to Bellamy(injured, OG, booked, arrested for assault etc) = 2 celebratory shots of spirit
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the Vidi Printer - Last person to shout 'Cobblers' = Shot of Spirit
- If a player scores who used to play for your club = 3 fingers of beer
- A toilet break at anytime other than half time will incur double penalties on all activity in their absence
- All spillage incurs a 3 beer shot penalty